Meet the Shock Exchange: Half Fast

Name: Half Fast
Number: Aleph 1
Height: negligible
Weight: questionable

Gadfly and raconteur, Half Fast spends his days thinking long and hard about very important things that matter very little to very many people. He claims not to have been present during that incident in Shanghai, but photographic evidence confirms his role in the affair in Marakesh. He is pursued by secret organizations around the world that continue to mistake him for a certain bookish, nondescript academic.

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