Meet the Shock Exchange: Snausage

Name: Snausage
Number: 15
Height: 5'10"
Weight: handy 2640 oz. snack pack

Guaranteed Analysis
Crude Protein: Min. 15.0%
Crude Fat: Min 7.0%
Crude Fiber: Max. 1.5%
Moisture: Max 29.0%
Scrappiness: Endless reservoir

Wheat flour, beef, soy flour, corn syrup, water
sufficient for processing, propylene glycol, liver,
animal fat (BHA used as preservatives), dried cheese
product, chicken by-product meal, calcium sulfate,
potassium cloride, salt, phosphoric acid, vegetable
oil, titanium dioxide, garlic powder, sorbic acid
(used as a preservative), potassium sorbate (used as a
preservative), natural smoke flavor, yellow 6, yellow
5, red 40, BHA (used as a preservative), citric acid
(used as a preservative).

Available in four delicious flavors: Beef, Beef &
Cheese, Bacon & Cheese, and Beer.

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