Meet The Shock Exchange: Sugar Daddy
Name: Sugar Daddy
Number: 33
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 260
Sugar Daddy was born Jack Torrance (redrum) in the suburbs of New Jersey and lived abroad for years where he acquired a distinct taste for Nordic women and Aquavit - neither of which seemed to remain in his closet for very long. He was lost in all work and no play which made him a dull boy. One day he found derby through help of a friend and started out at the bottom as a Roller Derby Roadie; changing his name... Haul them trusses down and get 'em up them ramps... The girls from Gotham gave him his first break, and the girls from New Brunswick let him get out there on skates. Perhaps most shocking of all, he now skates with the New York Shock Exchange.
New Members of the Shock Exchange!
Announcing the newest members of the New York Shock Exchange:
Filthy McNasty #61
Flames Cagny #1000
Sugar Daddy #33
Fall Brawl (11/24) Ref Jam Rosters
Pilgrims (Black)
Abe Drinkin’
Bat Wing
BB Wolfe
Goin’ Postal
Jiminey Stick-it
Paul Bearer
Quad Almighty
Roller Dex (aka Jack the Whipper)
Smackswell Smart
Turkeys (White)
Buster Heads
Coach Tits
Epic Brendemic
Flying Squirrel (aka Jonathan R)
Jeez O’Pete
Marv Illis
Pachinko (aka Patrick Bateman)
Sal T. Nutz
Seith Roo
Photos by Nic Cassady
Fort Wayne Derby Girls - Fall Brawl 11/24
Shock Exchange skaters, Abe Drinkin', Jonathan R, and Patrick Bateman, will be skating in a referee scrimmage at the Fort Wayne Derby Girls Fall Brawl Tournament this Saturday (11/24) in Fort Wayne, IN.
Tryouts Coming Up (12/9)
Shock Exchange tryouts for 2008 will be held on Sunday, December 9th. Contact Jonathan R (jonrockey@gmail.com) if you are interested in trying out.
Team Photograph 10/14/07
Back Row (L to R): The Temp Tress, Wyatt Trash, Jefferee, PsychoBilly, Maulin' Brando, Snausage, MotorPsycho, Angelo Death, Wolfgang Von Stomp, Lacey Overalls
Front Row (L to R): Darth Invader, Junk Bond, Teen Wolf, Patrick Bateman, Rinkworm, Abe Drinkin', Gordon Gecko, Jonathan R
Courtesy of Rose Callahan
Charm City 10/14 Scores
20 minute exposition bout
New York Shock Exchange 97
Harm City Homicide 14
Charm City Intraleague
Junkyard Dolls 67
Mobtown Mods 54
Charm City Championship Bout
Night Terrors 89
Speed Regime 73
Shock Exchange Vs Harm City Homicide 10/14
The New York Shock Exchange will be playing a 20 minute exhibition bout against the Harm City Homicide during halftime of the Charm City Rollergirls' Championships on Sunday, Oct. 14th in Baltimore, Maryland.
Tickets available with the Charm City Rollergirls
New York Shock Exchange Roster 10/14/07
1 Abraham Drinkin' Four Score and Seven
2 Angelo Death 138
3 Darth Invader 4ce
4 Gordon Gecko $$
5 Jefferee 420
6 Jonathan R 6
7 Junk Bond 007
8 Maulin' Brando 14
9 PsychoBilly 13
10 Rinkworm 11
11 Snausage 15
12 Teen Wolf 111
13 Wolfgang Von Stomp 40th
14 Wyatt Trash 668
Managers
Lacey Overalls
The Temp Tress
9/15 LIRR Championship Photographs
http://www.putfile.com/phastboat/images/148979
Includes photographs of Shock Exchange pre-bout scrimmage.
9/21 Scrimmage Rosters
Rosters for 9/21 Scrimmage at the Providence Roller Derby Championships:
Red Team
From Pioneer Valley’s Dirty Dozen
Team-Captain: Dr. Spankenstein #113v
The Rev #71
Rollin Red Shirt # 1955
Davy Jones #78
Providence Ref, and Mercenary to the Dirty Dozen
Crash Daily #9
From Harm City Homicide in Baltimore
Justice Feelgood Marshall #1954
From the New York Shock Exchange
Abe Drinkin #4 score & 7
Sugar Daddy #33
Co-Captain: Darth Invader #4ce
Green Team
From Pioneer Valley’s Dirty Dozen
Team-Captain: Bazooka Joe #49
Hellfire #131
Beef Stu #20
Calico Jack #86
From the New York Shock Exchange
Rinkworm #11
Adam Smasher #1.6E-27
From Harm City Homicide in Baltimore
Sex Ed #101
Co-Captain: Virginia Slim #523
Shock Exchange Skaters in 9/21 Mixed Team Scrimmage at PRD Championships
Shock Exchange Skaters will be participating in a mixed team all-male exhibition scrimmage with skaters from the Harm City Homicide and the Pioneer Valley Dirty Dozen tonight at the Providence Roller Derby Championships.
9/14 + 9/15 Scrimmage Winners
Friday 9/14 (at Garden State Rollergirls Bout): NY Shock Exchange Black
Saturday 9/15 (at Long Island Roller Rebels Championship Bout): NY Shock Exchange White
Long Island Roller Rebels Championships This Saturday!
New York Shock Exchange Pre Bout Scrimmage at 7PM!
New Members of the Shock Exchange!
Announcing the newest members of the New York Shock Exchange:
Adam Smasher 1.67E-27
Thugz Bunny 1oo1
9/15 LIRR Pre-Bout Scrimmage Rosters
New York Shock Exchange White
Abe Drinkin' Four Score and Seven
Adam Smasher 1.67E-27
Angelo Death 138
Darth Invader 4ce (Captain)
Jefferee 420
Mothra 9ish
PsychoBilly 13
Rink Worm 11
Teen Wolf 111
Wolfgang Von Stomp 40th
New York Shock Exchange Black
Gordon Gekko $$ (Captain)
Junk Bond 007
Maulin Brando 14
MotorPsycho 127
Patrick Bateman West 81st
Snausage 15
T-Stop Tornado 517
Teddy Bruisevelt 245
Thugz Bunny 1oo1
Wyatt Trash 668
9/14 GSR Bout Scrimmage Rosters
New York Shock Exchange White
Abe Drinkin' Four Score and Seven*
Adam Smasher 1.67E-27*
Angelo Death 138
Darth Invader 4ce (Captain)
Jefferee 420
Mothra 9ish
PsychoBilly 13
Rink Worm 11
Teen Wolf 111
Wolfgang Von Stomp 40th
New York Shock Exchange Black
Gordon Gekko $$ (Captain)
Junk Bond 007
Maulin Brando 14
MotorPsycho 127
Patrick Bateman West 81st
Snausage 15
T-Stop Tornado 517
Thugz Bunny 1oo1*
Wyatt Trash 668
*Making their skating debut!
Double the Shock in September!
The New York Shock Exchange has scheduled two public 'Black v White' scrimmages on back-to-back dates in September:
Friday September 14th
Saturday, September 15th
Scrimmage at Garden State Rollergirls - September 14th
The Shock Exchange will scrimmage between periods of the upcoming intraleague bout of the Garden State Rollergirls:
Northern Nightmares vs. Jersey City Bridge & Pummel
@ Branch Brook Park Roller Skating Center
7th Ave & Clifton Ave, Newark, NJ 07104
Find details and tickets with the Garden State Rollergirls website
Scrimmage at Long Island Roller Rebels - September 15th
The Shock Exchange will hold a pre-bout scrimmage at 7pm at the Long Island Roller Rebels Championship Bout, featuring the Rolling Thundercats vs. The Wicked Wheelers
@ Skate Safe America
182 Bethpage Sweet Hollow Rd. Old Bethpage, NY
Details and tickets with the Long Island Roller Rebels
Congratulations to Gotham Girls Roller Derby!
The Shock Exchange would like to congratulate Gotham Girls Roller Derby on winning the Women's Flat Track Derby Assocation Heartland Havoc Eastern Regional Championships!
New Member of the Shock Exchange
Announcing the newest member of the Shock Exchange:
Abarham Drinkin' Four Score and Seven
7/13 Greatest Hits Video Link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UfowTbGC1c
Courtesy of ace videographer and roller derby announcer extraordinaire, Corndog.
Meet the Shock Exchange: Angelo Death
Name : Angelo Death
Number : 138
Height : 6'2" in stocking feet
Weight : 240lbs of heavy metal
Bio : Having taken sabbatical from the Reaping
business to work at an investment banking firm,
Angelo decided on something a little more relaxing:
Roller Derby! Memento Mori, Jammers!
Meet the Shock Exchange: Teddy Bruisevelt
name: Teddy Bruisevelt
number: 245
weight: 155
height: 5'9
bio: Following in Theodore Roosevelt's footsteps, the youngest president in US history. Teddy Bruisevelt is the youngest member of the New York Shock Exchange at 19 years old!
7/13 NJDD Bout Scrimmage Rosters
New York Shock Exchange Black
Darth Invader 4ce (Captain)
Gordon Gecko $$
Jefferee 420
Junk Bond* 007
Mothra* 9ish
MotorPsycho 127
Snausage 15
Teen Wolf* 111
Wyatt Trash 668
New York Shock Exchange White
Angelo Death* 138
Hammock Plantain* 26
Jonathan R (Captain) 6
Patrick Bateman West 81st
PsychoBilly 13
Rinkworm 11
Slopshire Slasher 88
Teddy Bruisevelt* 245
T-stop Tornado 517
Wolfgang Von Stomp 40th
*Making Their Skating Debut!
New Members of the Shock Exchange!
Announcing the newest members of the New York Shock Exchange:
Angelo Death 138
Mothra 9ish
Teddy Bruisevelt 245
Teen Wolf 111
Shock Exchange Returns on Friday, July 13th!
The New York Shock Exchange returns on Friday, July 13th! We will be scrimmaging ourselves between periods of the New Jersey Dirty Dames’ bout, which features the NJDD’s very own Hub City Hellrazors squaring off against the Diamond Demolitia of the Wilmington City Ruff Rollers. It will be held at Kendall Park Roller Rink in Kendall Park, NJ. Doors open at 8pm and the first whistle is at 8:30pm.
Tickets here: www.njdirtydames.com
Tryouts Sunday (7/8)
New York Shock Exchange Recruiting
Potential recruits should contact Jonathan R (jonrockey@gmail.com)
New York Shock Exhange 4/29 Team Photograph
The New York Shock Exchange is Victorious!
New York Shock Exchange vs Pioneer Valley Dirty Dozen
Kendall Park Roller Rink, NJ
4/29/07
Co-ed derby action took place on Sunday, April 29, 2007 when the New
Jersey Dirty Dames league hosted an alternating Men's/Women's bout
with two twenty minute periods for each division. The Men took to the
rink first. New York City premiered the newly formed all male New York
Shock Exchange. They were challenged by the men from Pioneer Valley's
Dirty Dozen who hail from Western Massachusetts. Even though the
Dirty Dozen's roster was closer to a ½ Dozen, the 7 men from Pioneer
Valley skated with the force of 12. Both teams took to the rink
enthusiastically, aggressively, and ready for a barbaric fight. The
bout proved to be brutishly physical and a rollicking scream to
watch.
The first jam got us rockin' with team captains, Jonathan R from the
NYSE and Dr. Spankenstein from PVRD, lining up to jam. Both teams
looked ready for blood. Dr. Spankenstein got off the line first,
burned through the pack, and picked up lead jammer. Jonathan R raced
behind him but only managed to pick up 3 points before Spankenstein
picked up 4 and called it off. By the second jam, male bodies were
a-flyin'. The slick and calm stylings of Gordon Gecko from NYSE took
on Bazooka Joe. What happened next is a blur. Crash Daily of PVRD
was hurtled through the air as pivot Jonathan R took out the PVRD
jammer and then kept him locked in the pack. Gecko shut Bazooka Joe
out 12 to 0. The NYSE would hold the lead for the rest of the bout.
Snausage of NYSE and Crash Daily had an early pile up in the next jam.
Snausage even sent Ginger Snap, of Gotham Girls Roller Derby, who was
busy looking fabulous in a new lace up dress and doing a smashing job
announcing for the bout, airborne into the announcer's table. A prior
injury flared up for Snausage and he was forced to take himself out
for the rest of the game.
Jonathan R and the Davy Jones heated up the next jam. The pack was
chaos but Jonathan R moved through, without effort or a scratch, to
get lead jammer. The bout intensified even further as NYSE's
Assistant Captain, Darth Invader, took out the amazing Dr.
Spankenstein who quickly recovered and got out of the pack. Jonathan
R called off the jam in the second pass for a quick 4 points before
Spankenstein could score.
The sixth jam featured the wily Rinkworm of NYSE making his jamming
debut by taking big hits from the Rev and Dr. Spankenstein of PVRD.
He was sent soaring and smacked back down to the rink repeatedly, but
the Worm would not let up. His perseverance amazed the captive
audience as he picked himself up time and time again. Davy Jones
skated strong and outscored him 4 to 0.
Jonathan R jammed next and continued to slice and weave. After
leaving opposing jammer, Bazooka Joe, in the pack wondering what
happened, Jonathan R, literally, took a flying leap to the top of the
pack and called off the jam for another 4 to 0 victory. The first
half finished with a wallop when Slopshire Slasher sent Bazooka Joe
out of bounds while Darth Invader held him from getting through the
pack. Gordon Gecko showed off to the crowd by throwing the shocker
hand signal while the Rev and Darth Invader went down together. The
crowd roared in enjoyment when Darth Invader took down Bazooka Joe
and, not a second later, Gordon Gecko took down Bazooka Joe AGAIN to
punctuate the end of the half. At the buzzer, it was Shock Exchange
58, Dirty Dozen 32.
Pioneer Valley's Dirty Dozen would not give up and started the 2nd
half with impressive vigor. Even though PVRD was skating with only 7
skaters, their energy was dynamic and unruly. Jammers, Gordon Gecko,
Rink Worm, Wolfgang Von Stomp and Jonathan R, continued to jam and
shred their way through the second half with the incredible support
staff of Shock Exchange blockers, MotorPsycho, PsychoBilly, T-Stop
Tornado, Slopshire Slasher, Patrick Bateman, Jefferee, Maulin' Brando,
Darth Invader, Ghetz Moore, Brawlin' Oats, and
Wyatt Trash who all skated willfully and aggressively.
Tensions heated up to a boiling point midway through the second half
as Crash Daily continued to give and receive devastating retaliation
hits. Slopshire Slasher managed to knock Crash to the floor and, as
Crash got back on his feet, jammer Rinkworm gave him a full speed
shoulder tackle. Crash Daily fell to the floor again, lunged, and
grabbed Rinkworm's legs out from under him. The audience howled in
excitement as Rinkworm retaliated but, on the brink of a brawl,
referee Buster Cheatin' (of Gotham Girls Roller Derby) maintained
control by yanking Rinkworm off. Crash was promptly ejected while
Rinkworm was given a major. The Gotham Girls Roller Derby girls sat
on the sidelines screaming expletives and readied themselves to beat
up anyone who dared to mess with the NY boys.
Two jams later Gordon Gecko scored a game high of 16 points in one jam.
Pivot Jonathan R led a relentless squad of NYSE blockers to stop
jammer Bazooka Joe, struggling on despite visible fatigue, from ever
breaking through the pack. By this point in the second period the
NYSE had outscored the Dirty Dozen 43 to 15.
As the bout neared the final 5 minutes, and penalties accumulated, a 2
lap match race between Jonathan R and Dr. Spankenstein occurred.
Jonathan R won the match race with inhuman speed. The bout continued
in a blur of pile-ups that widened the point margin. After the
hard-hitting Rev was ejected for unsportsmanlike behavior, the Dirty
Dozen were left with only 5 skaters remaining. Despite being unable
to make any substitutions, they pressed on and finished strong. Heavy
blocking from Shockers, Slopshire Slasher, Jeferee, and Darth Invader
continued to keep the unwilling-to-give-in PVRD team behind leaving
the final score at New York Shock Exchange 109 and Pioneer Valley
Dirty Dozen 51.
The New York Shock Exchange would like to thank the New Jersey Dirty
Dames for organizing and hosting this legendary event and to congratulate the
Pioneer Valley's Dirty Dozen for putting up such an unbelievable
fight. The women of the New Jersey Dirty Dames, Pioneer Valley Roller
Derby, Gotham Girls Roller Derby, numerous other East Coast flat track
leagues, and fans alike welcomed male roller derby with screams of
support making the historical evening unforgettable.
By Raggedy Animal
With Additional Editing by the NYSE
4/29 Bout Scores
New York Shock Exchange - 109
Dirty Dozen (Pioneer Valley Male Travel Team) - 51
Western Mass Destruction (Pioneer Valley Female Travel Team) - 86
Hub City Hellrazors (New Jersey Dirty Dames) - 58
Detailed Bout Write-up Forthcoming.
Meet the Shock Exchange: Wyatt Trash
Name: Wyatt Trash
Numero: 668 (Neighbor of The Beast)
Height: 6'2"
Weight: Ten pounds of crap in a nine pound bag
Birth'n Place: Last trailer on the left
Dream ride: Camaro
Actually drives: Daddy's old Gremlin
Dream house: Double-wide
Currently lives: Daddy's old Gremlin
Favorite past time: NASCAR & beers, shootin' stuff
Usual past time: Huffin' stuff
Favorite sport: Derby
Best sport: Edward 40hands
Likes: Cousins
Dislikes: Moreons
Debut This Sunday (4/29)!
New York Shock Exchange Debuts This Sunday (4/29)!
We have completed our basic training and stand ready to skate in our first bout.
Come on out to see history as Men’s Roller Derby arrives on the Flat Track!
Tickets still available here: http://www.njdirtydames.com/bouts.asp
Meet the Shock Exchange: Patrick Bateman
Name: Patrick Bateman
Number: West 81st Street
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 168
Likes: Reservations at Dorsia
Dislikes: Business cards that are clearly superior to mine.
Bio: You like Huey Lewis and the News ?
They're early work was a little too new wave for my taste.
But when Sports came out in '83,
I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.
The whole album has a clear, crisp sound,
and a new sheen of consummate professionalism...
that really gives the songs a big boost.
He's been compared to Elvis Costello,
but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
Yes, it is.
In '87, Huey released this--
Fore, their most accomplished album.
I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square."
The song's so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics.
But they should, because it's not just about...
the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends.
It's also a personal statement about the band itself.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to return some videotapes.
Meet the Shock Exchange: Rinkworm
Name: Rinkworm
Number: 11
Height: 5'9"
Weight: somewhere between 150 and 160
Bio: After trying to score points by passing through the pack at various jobs, schools and baseball games, Rinkworm learned that you can only get points for passing through the pack in the sport they call “roller derby”. After coming to the realization that years of potential point scoring have been wasted, Rinkworm wants the Shock Exchange to score lots of points really fast. Rinkworm will use skates to go fast, or slow, depending on the situation. Yeah.
Meet the Shock Exchange: Jonathan R
Number: 6
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 150 lbs
Bio: Jonathan R was born and raised in the suburbs of Chicago. At an early age, he learned to roller skate with his father and competed as an artistic roller figure skater. In high school he played 4 years of football and ran 4 years of track. Later, after moving to New York City, Jonathan R returned to his roller skating roots and began frequenting Empire Skate, the Skate Key, the Roxy, and the Central Park Dance Skaters Circle. Since 2005 he has volunteered as a referee and coach for Gotham Girls Roller Derby under the moniker "Flying Squirrel." In 2006 he began organizing the men's roller derby team that would come to be known as the New York Shock Exchange. Currently, he serves as captain.
Tickets Now Available for New York City Derby Shuttle!
Tickets for the roundtrip shuttle bus from New York City to our debut bout (Sunday, Apr. 29th) are now available here: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/13283
Reservations for the limited seats on the shuttle bus must be made in advance so buy now!
The timetable of NY Derby Shuttle:
5:00 pm - depart NYC @ 7th Av & 32nd St/Penn Station
6:30 pm - arrive Kendall Park Skating Rink
10:15p - depart Kendall Park Skating Rink
10:45 pm - arrive Court Tavern New Brunswick (After Party!)
12:00 am - depart New Brunswick
1:00 am - arrive in New York @ 7th Av & 32nd St/Penn Station
Sorry, no alcohol or food allowed on the shuttle!
Meet the Shock Exchange: Half Fast
Name: Half Fast
Number: Aleph 1
Height: negligible
Weight: questionable
Gadfly and raconteur, Half Fast spends his days thinking long and hard about very important things that matter very little to very many people. He claims not to have been present during that incident in Shanghai, but photographic evidence confirms his role in the affair in Marakesh. He is pursued by secret organizations around the world that continue to mistake him for a certain bookish, nondescript academic.
Meet the Shock Exchange: Snausage
Name: Snausage
Number: 15
Height: 5'10"
Weight: handy 2640 oz. snack pack
Guaranteed Analysis
Crude Protein: Min. 15.0%
Crude Fat: Min 7.0%
Crude Fiber: Max. 1.5%
Moisture: Max 29.0%
Scrappiness: Endless reservoir
Ingredients:
Wheat flour, beef, soy flour, corn syrup, water
sufficient for processing, propylene glycol, liver,
animal fat (BHA used as preservatives), dried cheese
product, chicken by-product meal, calcium sulfate,
potassium cloride, salt, phosphoric acid, vegetable
oil, titanium dioxide, garlic powder, sorbic acid
(used as a preservative), potassium sorbate (used as a
preservative), natural smoke flavor, yellow 6, yellow
5, red 40, BHA (used as a preservative), citric acid
(used as a preservative).
Available in four delicious flavors: Beef, Beef &
Cheese, Bacon & Cheese, and Beer.
Meet the Shock Exchange: Psycho Billy
Name: Psycho Billy
Number:13
Height:6'
Weight:180
Psycho Billy on MySpace
Born in the Back of a 57' Chevy, Psycho Billy was raised by circus freaks!
Meet the Shock Exchange: MotorPsycho
Name: MotorPsycho
Number: 127
Height: 6'
Weight: 150
http://www.myspace.com/gaeliclad73
Once a well-mannered child, the boy was run down by a mysterious rider on a Harley. Brought back to life by a voodoo cab driver, he was reborn as MotorPsycho.
Introducing the New York Shock Exchange
Front Row (L to R): T-stop Tornado, MotorPsycho, Junk Bond, Snausage, Rinkworm, Darth Invader
Not Pictured: Gordon Gecko, Jefferee
Debut Bout
Our debut bout will be held on Sunday, April 29, 2007 in Kendall Park, NJ. We are joining forces with the New Jersey Dirty Dames to play against Pioneer Valley Roller Derby.
Doors open 6:30. Whistle at 7:30.
We are working out busing from Manhattan directly to the Kendall Park Skating Rink and back.
From our favorite winning warrior woman, the NJ Dirty Dames:
"Who says there are no balls in Roller Derby? The Hub City Hellrazors are pairing up with the brand spanking new NY Shock Exchange Men's Roller Derby team to take on the girls of Western Mass Destruction and the boys of the Dirty Dozen from Pioneer Valley, MA. It's an old skool double-header flat track style with FOUR 20-minute periods of co-ed derby action. "
Date
From April 29, 2007 6:30 PM
Until April 29, 2007 10:00 PM
Location
Kendall Park Skating Rink3550 Rt 27
Kendall Park, NJ 08824
Info Line
732-297-3003
Website
http://www.njdirtydames.com/
Buy tickets here
